how to survive in Germany, Deutschland without cultural barriers, best and worst of Germany
#1: Proclaim “German’s love David Hasselhoff.”
Yes, there was a time when The Hoff had a few hits in the Old Country. He sang “I’ve been looking for Freedom” during German Reunification. It fit at the time. If Germans had know that they’d be hassled about that for decades to come they would have gladly refused David’s visa. Now we are stuck with a dark musical past and would like to move on, but you Americans won’t let us. I looked it up on Youtube just to see how bad it really was, and it was even worse then I remember. So if you really want to annoy a German bring it up, but don’t say I didn’t warn you if you get a German evil stare.