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German kezboard

This is the time to show zou what zou are going to get when zou tzpe with German kezboard. Zou are going to constantlz have the same and the same mistake in all zour texts in whatever the language zou are going to write. Once in Germanz and boom all zour y suddenlz will be replaced with z. And there is nothing zou can do!

It simplz that these two letter buttons are just replaced bz being switched. Thats it!

Zes after some time zour fingers are going to get used to the new order of the buttons but guess how manz times zou will have to correct zour text before sending it out or on google?

Thank zou for reading. There is a picture circulating for the last 5 zears no less on Facebook proving that people can read text written in numbers and with manz mixed letter. So I am sure zou can also read what I am writing. But boz its annozing, isn´t it?


6 comments on “German kezboard

  1. Omg yes.
    So many times at work I was given a German keyboard by accident!!

  2. BerLinda
    June 3, 2015

    Ha ha! Love this 🙂 Don’t know how many times I’ve typed ‘Linda O’Gradz’ and sworn at the kezboard since I’ve been here 😉 Oh, and thanks for following my blog! Linda

    • vidavidav
      June 3, 2015

      Wait a minute, zou left Latvia… for Germanz?!

      • BerLinda
        June 3, 2015

        Call me crayz 😉

      • vidavidav
        June 3, 2015

        This comment deserves 2 likes at once! 😀

      • BerLinda
        June 3, 2015

        Something else that has to be invented 😉

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